Here’s a good one

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a  robot.
The robot clicked to attention and asked, “Sir, what will you  have?”

The man thought a moment then replied,  “A martini please.”

The robot clicked a couple of  times and mixed the best martini the man had ever  had.
The robot then asked, “Sir, what is  your IQ?”
The man answered “oh, about  164.”

The robot then proceeded to discuss the  ‘theory of relativity’, ‘inter-stellar  space travel’, ‘the latest medical breakthroughs’,  etc……..

The man was most impressed. He left the  bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and  asked what he would have?

“A Martini  please.”
Again it was superb. The robot again asked  “what is your IQ sir?”
This time the man  answered, “Oh about 100”.
So the robot started  discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball  scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one  more time. So he left, returned and took a stool…. Again a  martini, and the question, “What is  your IQ?”?

This time the man drawled out  “Uh….. bout 50”.
The robot clicked then leaned close  and very slowly  asked,

p-e-o-p-l-e  s-t-i-l-l
h-a-p-p-y  w-i-t-h

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